princesszeldaz:

tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me

“There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.”

vikingalitarian:

classyguykai:

tigerssjaw:

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

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officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

gaspthewontons:

Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong