princesszeldaz:
tbh the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes,,,,, just as planned,,,,,,,,,,, I have Succeeded in Bringing Them Amusement,,,,,, look at that Beautiful Smile™ that means the world to me
“There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.”
officialpigeon:
Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
gaspthewontons:
Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong